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《鲤鱼让我打嗝(Bream Gives Me Hiccups)》网友中译汇总

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幽默文集《鲤鱼让我打嗝(Bream Gives Me Hiccups)》


作者:杰西·艾森伯格(Jesse Eisenberg)


更新日期:Sep 16, 2016


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        *搜 "【NA】" 可定位至暂无翻译的文章(共11篇)






Reviews and Access


英文


Reviews:豆瓣  Goodreads  ;  豆瓣(有声书)  


Buy: Amazon  ;  Audible(有声书)


Find in a library near you:worldcat


Articles available online:目录整理 by Festina Lente@Lofter(附链接)


盗版:  (unabridged ePub & 有声书)




Upcoming Projects


中译本:据 人民文学出版社的微博,这本他们会出独家简体中文译本(。


电视剧 (2018)






【网络中译】 


        以下为全书目录 & 现有网友中译(单篇名下:译者ID@译文发布平台)


        一篇多译者时,排名不分先后


        搜 "【NA】" 可定位至暂无翻译的文章(共11篇)




I. BREAM GIVES ME HICCUPS


RESTAURANT REVIEWS FROM A PRIVILEGED NINE-YEAR-OLD


Sushi Nozawa


LucienX@Lofter


钦爱的la@百度贴吧 同 AspirinHeal@Lofter


TS_一直在爬墙@新浪微博


朗诵@Skylight @iTunes


朗诵@?字幕by卷毛字幕组 @Bilibili 


Masgouf


LucienX@Lofter


钦爱的la@百度贴吧 同 AspirinHeal@Lofter


朗诵@politics @油管  同  @优酷


朗诵@Skylight @iTunes


The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel


钦爱的la@百度贴吧 同AspirinHeal@Lofter 


Toby


AspirinHeal@Lofter


Robert Frost Elementary School Cafeteria


AspirinHeal@Lofter


Organix vs. The San Gennaro Street Festival


AspirinHeal@Lofter


瓦下冰凌@Lofter


Thanksgiving with Vegans


AspirinHeal@Lofter


瓦下冰凌@Lofter


朗诵@politics


Matthew's House


alzal@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter


Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend


alzal@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“A CRAWFISH BOIL AND DAD'S NEW FAMILY”


alzal@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY”


alzal@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“THE ASHRAM AND MOM”


alzal@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter




II. FAMILY


“MY LITTLE SISTER TEXTS ME WITH HER PROBLEMS”


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“SEPARATION ANXIETY SLEEPAWAY CAMP”


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“MY MOTHER EXPLAINS THE BALLET TO ME”


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“AN EMAIL EXCHANGE WITH MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND, WHICH AT A CERTAIN POINT IS TAKEN OVER BY MY OLDER SISTER, A COLLEGE STUDENT STUDYING THE BOSNIAN GENOCIDE”


瓦下冰凌@新浪微博  带注解  


“MY PRESCRIPTION INFORMATION PAMPHLETS AS WRITTEN BY MY FATHER”


瓦下冰凌@Lofter 带注解


“MY NEPHEW HAS SOME QUESTIONS”


Festina Lente@Lofter 带时事注解  


哥夫君@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter


瓦下冰凌@Lofter 带注解




III. HISTORY


"MEN AND DANCING"


哥夫君@百度贴吧


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“FINAL CONVERSATIONS AT POMPEII”


【NA】


“ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL'S FIRST FIVE PHONE CALLS”


alzal@百度贴吧


Coda Kemmpf@Lofter


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“MARXIST-SOCIALIST JOKES”


【NA】




IV. MY ROOMMATE STOLE MY RAMEN


“LETTERS FROM A FRUSTRATED FRESHMAN”


[1] September 16


“I bet you thought you'd never hear from me again, right? Well, here I am! I know we haven't spoken since my junior year of high school” 


AspirinHeal@Lofter


[2] September 29


“Thank you so much for your letter! I am so relieved you wrote back, mainly because right after I wrote to you, I got so embarrassed.” 


AspirinHeal@Lofter


[3] October 5


“Well, it finally happened. Yesterday, I fell in love!” 


AspirinHeal@Lofter


[4] October 18


“Sometimes, things seem fucking awful, but if you look at them a different way, they're actually not.” 


AspirinHeal@Lofter


[5] November 7


“I wasn't going to write to you because I thought I'd leave you alone, but something absolutely horrifying happened to me and I don't know whether I should go to the police or buy a gun or what.” 


【NA】


[6] November 23


“I'm writing to tell you that I'm never going to write to you again.” 


AspirinHeal@Lofter




V. DATING


“A POST-GENDER-NORMATIVE MAN TRIES TO PICK UP A WOMAN AT A BAR”


沉醉十年@Mtime 同  沉醉十年@bulaoge 


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“A POST-GENDER-NORMATIVE WOMAN TRIES TO PICK UP A MAN AT A BAR”


Coda Eisenberg@豆瓣  同  Coda Kemmpf@Lofter 


AspirinHeal@Lofter


“A GUY ON ACID TRIES TO PICK UP A WOMAN AT A BAR”


AspirinHeal@Lofter 


“A LIFELONG TEETOTALER, EMBARRASSED BY HIS OWN SOBRIETY, TRIES TO PICK UP A WOMAN AT A BAR”


【NA】




VI. SPORTS


“MARV ALBERT IS MY THERAPIST”


爬墙中放飞本我 @新浪微博 【】 【NA】


“CARMELO ANTHONY AND I DEBRIEF OUR FRIENDS AFTER A PICKUP GAME AT THE YMCA”


卷毛杰西字幕组@新浪博客


“A Marriage Counselor Tries to Heckle at a Knicks Game”


爬墙中放飞本我 @新浪微博 【】 【NA】




VII. SELF-HELP


SMILING TRICKS YOUR BRAIN INTO THINKING IT'S HAPPY


糖油饼@新浪微博


If She Ran into Me Now …


Festina Lente@Lofter


A Bully Does His Research


【NA】【朗诵 http://weibo.com/1739206974/DwHcmowNT?refer_flag=1001030103_ 




VIII. LANGUAGE


Nick Garrett's Review of Rachel Lowenstein's New Book, Getting Away


【NA】


A Short Story Written with Thought-to-Text Technology


Festina Lente@Lofter


If I Was Fluent In …


瓦下冰凌@Lofter 带注解 


My Spam Plays Hard to Get


【NA】


Manageable Tongue Twisters


【NA】




IX. WE ONLY HAVE TIME FOR ONE MORE


We Only Have Time for One More


【NA】






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Acknowledgements


Credits as specified in each link


感谢以上有多篇翻译的产出者,TA们的文章主页为:


        按(最近一篇Bream翻译发布日期)排列


 @瓦下冰凌 瓦下冰凌 @Lofter (ongoing


http://waxiabingling.lofter.com/view


 @AspirinHeal AspirinHeal@Lofter  ( Jul. 2016


http://aspirinheal.lofter.com/view


 @Festina Lente Festina Lente@Lofter ( Jul. 2016


http://rightmoves.lofter.com/view


哥夫君@百度贴吧( Jan. 2016


http://tieba.baidu.com/p/4226555829?see_lz=1


 @LucienX LucienX@Lofter  ( Oct. 2015


http://lucienx.lofter.com/view


 @Coda Kemmpf Coda Kemmpf@Lofter 同 Coda Eisenberg@豆瓣    ( May 2015


https://www.douban.com/people/ayoi/notes


http://momotarou.lofter.com/view


爬墙中放飞本我@新浪微博 【两篇貌似都删掉了 


http://weibo.com/u/5871749595?profile_ftype=1&is_all=1#_0


alzal@百度贴吧    ( 2014


http://tieba.baidu.com/p/2984749055?see_lz=1&pn=1




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